The only four funny “don’t worry about failing your A-levels” bits of internet piss-takery you need to read

So it’s A-levels results day – a traditional day on the internet where people hand out useless, unwanted “don’t worry” advice.

This guy nails it:

It's that time of year to offer patronising advice to the precisely zero A-Level students who follow you.

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) August 17, 2016

David also goes on to say, “A-Level students: Be cheered by platitudes from someone who doesn’t realise how much things have changed since their A-Levels 18 years ago.

“It’s a shame, because I, a man of nearly 37 years who obsesses about bins and Tim Farron on Twitter, have a lot of sage advice to give.”

And as is tradition, a minor celeb says “I failed and look at me!”:

To those getting their A LEVEL results. Don't fret! Whatever happens you'll be ok. I got CEE but ended up with BBC. Head up! Onwards.

— Adil Ray OBE (@adilray) August 17, 2016

And then there’s the piss-takey advice, here’s the best four:

1.

https://twitter.com/Eaja_z/status/765879358917599232

2.

https://twitter.com/KeithMallender/status/765875635210379265

3.

'A' level students, don't worry if you failed. I never even took 'A' levels but have led a great life…. although I do now live in a hedge.

— Peter Williams (@MightyFineArt) August 16, 2016

4.

For anyone worried about their A-level results remember that it's too late to stop climate change & most of you will die fighting for water

— robmanuel (@robmanuel) August 17, 2016

So if you do want to A-levels advice er… don’t ask us.