“Wife left a note in my lunch”

Wow. xjrider over on REddit writes, “Wife left a note in my lunch”

Sorry the quality of this sandwich is sub-apr compared to the ones you have been making lately, but I pushed our baby our of my vagina. Have some candy. XoXo

Er… We think you should be making the sandwiches dude!

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4z2sef/wife_left_a_note_in_my_lunch/