People are mocking this “how to talk to a woman with headphones” article: the best 8 tweets
Twitter is today mocking this ridiculous pick-up artist article “how to talk to a woman with headphones” – basically with the main thrust being that encouraging people to try and pick up women on the street is an invasion of space.
Basically it goes like this:
1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).
2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.
3. If she hasn’t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it.
Source: http://www.themodernman.com/dating/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones.html
So here’s the best 8 tweets:
1.
How to Talk To A Woman Who Is Hiding Behind That Plant. Now She's In The Alley. Wow, She's A Fast Runner. How To Talk To The Police.
— Seal ([email protected]) (@askceil) August 30, 2016
2.
https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/770410603349479426
3.
How To Talk To A Woman When She's Wearing A Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader pic.twitter.com/ZgzJg26sLA
— David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett) August 30, 2016
4.
How to talk to a woman who is wearing headphones:
Step 1. Dont
Step 2. Stop that
Step 3. No
Step 4. Leave— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 30, 2016
5.
how to talk to a woman wearing headphones:
1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones— jonny sun (@jonnysun) August 30, 2016
6.
https://twitter.com/Gingerhazing/status/770440992323284992
7.
https://twitter.com/OpOnions/status/770417340953559040
8.
https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/770571126330327040
Our tip from uncle Poke for our young male readers is: approach women in contexts where they’ve signalled they want to be approached, like Tinder.
Also don’t send unsolicited dick pics.
Or unsolicited balls pics.
This isn’t a loophole. Trust us.