The only 12 funny secret Santa tweets you need to read

Wherever four or more workers gather together, you may find one of them says “Let’s do Secret Santa!” before the other three report them to HR and try to get them sacked. This gives Twitter the perfect excuse to have its say on the matter. Like it ever needs an excuse!

Here are 12 perfect examples:

1.

Secret Santa can be very disappointing if you're self-employed.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 12, 2016

2.

Source: @TheMichaelMoran

3.

It's secret Santa in work this week. I can't be certain but I think it's the new guy with the white beard.

— Paul (@bingowings14) December 12, 2016

4.

https://twitter.com/NickMotown/status/806452504401707008

5.

My workplace is forcing me to take part in SecretSanta. Jokes on them. Linda from HR is getting a copy of the Quran and a Hijab.

— Irfan Ace Ali (@IrfanAceAli) December 5, 2016

6.

https://twitter.com/StevioSquared/status/671299382155878400

7.

https://twitter.com/Vitt2tsnoc/status/677872036950073345

8.

If you are my Secret Santa and you get me anything homemade I will call the cops.

— trouteyes (@trouteyes) December 17, 2015

9.

Looking for the perfect £5 secret Santa gift?

100 carrier bags. Next question.

— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) December 14, 2015

10.

V important day for the economy today – the Secret Santa spike, where £3 billion is spent on catapult nuns & desktop Nodding Jesuses

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) December 14, 2015

11.

[secret Santa]
Boss [reads gift tag tied to dead raccoon]: this is for 'that fucker Carl'. Probably from Dave
Me [nodding aggressively]: yup

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 12, 2015

12.

https://twitter.com/StTabitha/status/669721780269944832

While some people joke about not knowing how it works, it looks like @Sarkies_proxy‘s workmates genuinely need to have it all explained to them. Slowly.

We did Secret Santa at work.

After people chose a name.

They put the name back.

No one thought there was a problem with this.

— DP (@Sarkies_Proxy) December 10, 2015