Women! This is how the F.A plans to get you into football

The F.A have revealed their cunning plan on how to increase the participation of women in football and it… was possibly written by an 11-year-old boy. You can read the full document here if you want to get really depressed.

No this isn't a scene from Alan Partridge, this is actually the F.A's guidelines to get women into football pic.twitter.com/ljnOSgcH7Z

— Indigo (@IndigoLFC) December 13, 2016

They also suggested some killer slogans, such as “Just for girls”, “Football 4 girls”, “Girls on the ball” and “Here come the girls”. As you’d imagine, this was met with both disbelief and pisstaking.

@IndigoLFC a twitter break? lol my god. pic.twitter.com/9eu5dDGopC

— Mike Batt (@OpenUpACanShow) December 13, 2016

@IndigoLFC @invernessred 'Do not. Repeat do not schedule games during X Factor'

— Famous_Kloppites (@funky_kingston) December 13, 2016

@Sammy_Goal OMG! Are the bibs going to be clean & colourful? Where do I sign up? Can they also have storage for my lipstick & tampons?

— Hannah Raymond (@hvraym) December 14, 2016

@britten422 @IndigoLFC could have been worse it could have said write it on back of bike sheds

— #STOPITSJOSETIME! (@Scottmufcdunn) December 13, 2016

@TheOddsBible Allow girls to wear casual clothing? Are the FA under the impression that men are slide tackling each other in 3 piece suits?

— Arsene's Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) December 13, 2016