This article about two cars parked ‘very close’ to each other is local news at its best
When you work for a local newspaper and the big story of the day is that two cars are parked within inches of each other, you have to make the best of it.
https://twitter.com/AdamHartScience/status/817144117759242240
Here are some more mundane articles published in local newspapers, including one about a coat in a tree and a photo of a curious blob.