Weetabix have come up with a terrific way of ruining a perfectly good Eggs Benedict
If you’re looking for a new way to hate yourself in the mornings, why not replace the muffins in your standard Eggs Benedict with a couple of dry Weetabix? Why not? Are you a fucking coward or something?
WHAT????? pic.twitter.com/Wig4JkyEH6
— Jenny Colgan is on Threads as @jennycolganbooks (@jennycolgan) January 10, 2017
So, making it British by dumping the English muffin? Of course the biggest crime here isn’t against breakfasts, but in the shitty name Weetabix settled on.
@jennycolgan I know right, why didn't they call it Eggs Benebix??!!
— Will (@hedgekeeper) January 10, 2017
Actually no, this is a crime against breakfast food.
@jennycolgan Eating dry Weetabix is like swallowing a cheese grater.
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) January 10, 2017
See you at The Hague, Weetabix – where you will be on trial for your crimes, along with Kelloggs, who once suggested eating cornflakes out of an avocado.
