28 laughably desperate tweets moaning about non-existent problems
Right. We’ve got a big pile of laughable first world and middle-class twitter problems for you to giggle at. 28 of the little blighters. Enjoy.
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https://twitter.com/middleclassprob/status/817353029590675456
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https://twitter.com/middleclassprob/status/551008740238172160
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Emergency biscuits flown into UK due to national shortage https://t.co/yCo03IZ48W pic.twitter.com/JCTmGxLjCi
— The Independent (@Independent) March 12, 2016
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https://twitter.com/middleclassprob/status/731731710568697857
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https://twitter.com/middleclassprob/status/764716608845742080
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The Queen was left “furious” after royal protection officers kept helping themselves to her Bombay mix and nuts http://t.co/WS0wtgeA4V
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) December 12, 2013
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I'm done with buying avocados because by the time they're ready I'm not ready and then it's all over the next day.
— Lucy Watson (@imLucyWatson) June 27, 2016
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Where can I get a mince pie in Barbados?
— Simon Cowell (@SimonCowell) December 24, 2013
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me: citric acid please
pharmacist: what's it for?
me: elderflower cordial
her: oh ok. some people use it to make crack
me: now i feel boring— joe dunthorne (@joedunthorne) June 20, 2014
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I just tried to scroll down on an actual book.
— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) November 28, 2014
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https://twitter.com/middleclassprob/status/552552676618436610
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https://twitter.com/middleclassprob/status/466610350008590337
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"Organic integrity of your home" (via @pauliewalnuts2) pic.twitter.com/GrC22ws0RJ
— Middle Class Problem (@middleclassprob) August 23, 2015
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#prayforHampstead pic.twitter.com/aP11QjLeL4
— Robin Edds (@robinedds) October 29, 2013
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I never know quite what to do with a courgette.
— Louis Theroux (@louistheroux) January 23, 2015
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Harrowing (via @crispeater) pic.twitter.com/WRsXFkswvK
— Middle Class Problem (@middleclassprob) May 3, 2014
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Seriously overstretched myself @ Pilates.
— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF) June 12, 2014
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Boy, 5, sent £15.95 invoice for ‘no show’ at friend's birthday party http://t.co/QX5HkV7Ruw pic.twitter.com/TUNEQcyU6F
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) January 19, 2015
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Dear cleaner: cleaning my house every week = helpful. bringing me a cake you made from Nutella every week = not helpful.
— MarkusFeehily (@MarkusFeehily) March 28, 2013
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The worlds most uncomfortable chairs are in airports
— Marvin Humes (@MarvinHumes) July 2, 2013
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https://twitter.com/middleclassprob/status/415963492588351488
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Harrowing scenes outside Waitrose this morning (via @MattNavarra) pic.twitter.com/iKMZKp6npO
— Middle Class Problem (@middleclassprob) September 2, 2015
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#pray4oscarandjake pic.twitter.com/S27mTjoz8W
— Middle Class Problem (@middleclassprob) September 6, 2014
24.
-Glade commercial made me cry
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) December 20, 2013
25.
Need a choirboy in London, to record today. Anyone ?
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) October 28, 2013
26.
Uh oh…. the alpacas have escaped
— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) September 14, 2013
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Most middle class detention slip ever (via @LolitaScent) pic.twitter.com/p9mxGBffXa
— Middle Class Problem (@middleclassprob) January 19, 2015
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Take note (via @EmilyZDavis) pic.twitter.com/hEBdoD8Rcc
— Middle Class Problem (@middleclassprob) October 22, 2014
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