“Donaeld The Unready” tweets as if Trump is a mad medieval king
“Make Mercia Great Again!” The new Twitter account Donaeld The Unready casts Trump as a medieval king, obsessed with draining the East Anglian fens, building shield walls and the bad monk Bede. Here are 9 of our favourites.
1.
Canute. What a loser. Can't even hold back the sea. It's just water. We're going to be so tough on the sea. Canute was too soft. Sad.
— Donaeld The Unlaebelled Paerody Aeccount (@donaeldunready) February 4, 2017
2.
Viking ships hiding in East Anglian rivers. Wet King Ethelbert doing nothing to stop them. Think people! DRAIN THE FENS. #mmga
— Donaeld The Unlaebelled Paerody Aeccount (@donaeldunready) February 6, 2017
3.
Fake Chroniclers ask Britons about me then pretend it is Mercians. TOTAL LIES. So called "Venerable" Bede is too old. Retire Grandad!
— Donaeld The Unlaebelled Paerody Aeccount (@donaeldunready) February 6, 2017
4.
Third Rate "Kings" in East Anglia corrupt! No attempt to drain the Fens. Perfect place for no good Grendal to hide. Get Wise! DRAIN THE FENS
— Donaeld The Unlaebelled Paerody Aeccount (@donaeldunready) February 6, 2017
5.
Nobody knows how many illegal Danes, Jutes, Britons, Geats, Norsemen and Frisians are in Mercia. BAD NEWS! Could all be bad guys. Very bad!
— Donaeld The Unlaebelled Paerody Aeccount (@donaeldunready) February 6, 2017