Patient man has the best/worst idea to sue a multinational corporation

“Where there’s blame, there’s a claim” was the slogan for one ambulance chasing law company, and this man has come up with a ridiculously time-consuming way of hopefully suing Walmart, the US chain of discount department stores.

https://twitter.com/ToyinLies2Girls/status/831983552602525703

His scheme inspired an obligatory Roll Safe reference.

@ToyinLies2Girls entrepreneur pic.twitter.com/vM4ohKIyiy

— Dabby Devito (@HippieHotSee) February 16, 2017

And the Cookie Monster.

@ToyinLies2Girls @cdotharrison his lawyer is waiting, too. pic.twitter.com/ys9ONaenkM

— Warren Richardson (@gen_warren) February 15, 2017

And… ummm… Minecraft?

@ToyinLies2Girls pic.twitter.com/mnMmCPhnHr

— ATLASxGHOST (@ATLASxGHOST2) February 16, 2017

But wait! There’s a problem (aside from the high chance of death or brain damage).

@ToyinLies2Girls @projectksl he's in the wrong place. Gravity will make the top part swing down faster so he needs to move left a little..

— Mackenzie Pounds (@LoveThePounds) February 15, 2017

Others focused on the positive side of his idea.

@ToyinLies2Girls @ThatBoyAmro at least he's dedicated

— Derek (@DBromwell) February 15, 2017