10 things Twitter would rather do than watch Piers Morgan interview Nigel Farage on ITV
Piers Morgan will interview Nigel Farage on his ITV show Life Stories tomorrow. It’s the interview “all Britain’s been waiting for” according to, er, Piers Morgan.
Not ALL of Britain, it turns out.
Final of 'The Sleazy Bastard of the Year' award! Winner announced and it's Farage! Morgan can't contain his disappointment! pic.twitter.com/3T6oTLiKIj
— Zico (@philnealfanclub) February 11, 2017
@piersmorgan @ITV I'd rather dip my scrotum in hot sulfuric acid while rubbing chillies in my eyes!
— Huffy (@Huffalot) February 23, 2017
Which one is furthest up the Mango Mussolini's arse? https://t.co/0luqqQxJiv
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) February 23, 2017
Ever wondered what two arse cheeks speaking to each other would sound like? https://t.co/wYLibTeyZr
— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) February 23, 2017
@piersmorgan @ITV I would rather stick forks in my eyes while someone scrapes a fork down a blackboard, while sat on a fork.
— Dominic Walton (@dom_walton) February 23, 2017
@piersmorgan @ITV do you argue over who is the biggest bellend?
— Andy Irving (@Andyirv) February 23, 2017
.@piersmorgan @Nigel_Farage pic.twitter.com/NiQioEJUoX
— Jamie Martin (@jaymartin17) February 23, 2017
Thank you. But I would rather remove my own eyelids with a cheese grater. https://t.co/6CGCJ77k0V
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) February 23, 2017
Sex, marriage, UKIP & death is the worst drinking game I’ve ever played. https://t.co/y6rYk0oFqE
— James Cook (@JamesLiamCook) February 23, 2017
What happens when an unstoppable farce meets an immovable gobshite? https://t.co/wAiDH8Medb
— Steve O'Rourke (@steveohrourke) February 23, 2017
@piersmorgan "@Nigel_Farage opens up about sex". Tell my family I loved them dearly.
— Stuart Locker (@Daily_Stus) February 23, 2017
@piersmorgan @Nigel_Farage I understand this type of interaction is known in the adult industry as "scissoring"
— Lazy Bone (@HorseshitNinja) February 23, 2017
@piersmorgan @Nigel_Farage Perfect opportunity for a tactical missile strike to greatly improve the gene pool.
— Kevin Turvey (@KevinTurveyRIP) February 23, 2017
@piersmorgan @ITV Pair of weapons grade Wank Puffins
— Sebastian (@Seb35901930) February 23, 2017
In all seriousness, you do have to wonder why ITV gives airtime to this divisive smarm bucket. https://t.co/19MXlNgrTM
— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) February 23, 2017
@HylandIan Which one, Morgan or Farage?
— Ronnie M (@RonnieM81) February 23, 2017
CLICK HERE for Radio Times’ rather excellent summary of the ITV show.