MP demonstrates how to flick dog poo with a stick. Doomsday clock takes another tick

John Plunkett. Updated March 14th, 2017

As the world goes to hell in a handcart, never let it be said that Tory MP Anne Main doesn’t have her priorities right.

Here she is on the Jeremy Vine Show on Radio 2 demonstrating how to flick dog shit with a stick.

MP Anne Main advocates 'stick & flick' method to disperse dog poo in rural areas. She took part in a reconstruction with @theJeremyVine pic.twitter.com/KoFbzbawWp

— Tim Johns (@timoncheese) March 14, 2017

It’s not even real dog shit.

Our dog-poo mock-up stick-flicking firing range is ready. @theJeremyVine @BBCRadio2 pic.twitter.com/vySJCbJFzF

— Tim Johns (@timoncheese) March 14, 2017

Main, you might recall, advocates the “stick and flick” method of getting rid of dog poo, rather than picking it up and sticking it in a bag. Had enough now? Thought so.