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Man who has just booked a summer holiday looking forward to spending most of it uploading photos to Facebook

A man who has just booked a two week holiday to Croatia this summer is looking forward to spending at least half the time trying to upload pictures from his phone onto Facebook.

“Croatia looks to be a stunning destination for a holiday – rich in history, with beautiful national parks and a thousand kilometres of coastline with white sandy beaches backed by waves of pine groves.”

“But what I’m really excited about doing is sitting in my hotel room and uploading lots of holiday photos to Facebook, in a desperate attempt to make my friends jealous.”

“I don’t even plan to take the photos myself, I’ll probably just get them off Google or Instagram as that’s easier than visiting places and taking a disappointing photo.”

“It’s going to be the best two weeks I’ll ever spend on Facebook and I can’t wait for all the likes and ‘wow’ reactions!”