People have been coming up with new mottos for United Airlines. Here are the best so far
People have been coming up with new mottos for United Airlines after this horrific footage emerged of a man being dragged off one of their flights.
Here are some of the most entirely appropriate so far.
1.
Board as a doctor,
Leave as a patient. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Jenn (@fanqin0619) April 11, 2017
2.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos @united new seating chart pic.twitter.com/PAg3j4xBmc
— Christopher Perry (@zenmasterchris) April 11, 2017
3.
You can run but you can't fly#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/2joEKUOI89
— United Airlines (@Fake_UnitedPR) April 11, 2017
4.
First rule of flight club, you don't talk about flight club. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Chris Quilietti 📻 (@ChrisQ_1) April 11, 2017
5.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Tell us your safe word at check in— flip (@theflipgod) April 11, 2017
6.
in case of an emergency, boxing helmets/gloves will deploy from the overhead compartment #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— calvin hah (@calvinhahcomedy) April 11, 2017
7.
TY for choosing @united.
We will now be beating rows 1 through 15…#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— ThatDarnCat (@NotDexVonFrisch) April 11, 2017
8.
We Have Reached Bruising Altitude #newunitedairlinesmottos
— Chet Costello (@ChetCost) April 11, 2017
9.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos though our prices are unbeatable, we can't say the same for our passengers
— alana (@alanamarks022) April 11, 2017
10.
That's some kickass hospitality @United
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos #UnitedAirlines #UnitedAirlinesAssault pic.twitter.com/iztGgtxCaL— Happening Babua (@HappeningBabua) April 11, 2017
11.
We put the hospital in hospitality. #newunitedairlinesmottos
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) April 11, 2017
12.
You gotta fight
for your right
to depaaaart here#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— randicoot (@RandallWright77) April 11, 2017
13.
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— W.T. Martyn (@WTMartyn2) April 11, 2017
14.
I've had it with these mother f****** passengers on these other f****** planes #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/e5DKIGptpN
— McKayla Haze (@dimple_dwarf) April 11, 2017
15.
You carry on, we carry off #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Sir Castic One (@SnapDad42) April 11, 2017
16.
Fly the Friendly Skies #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/RUedSrjW1p
— Marie (@7eights2nine10) April 11, 2017
17.
'Clubbed Class' #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Steve Naylor (@WitsEndSteve) April 11, 2017
18.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We hope you enjoy your fight
— Thane of Proletaria (@KAlmsivi) April 11, 2017
19.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos would you like a punch in the face with that?
— Henryâ™”Tudor (@Tudor_Henry) April 11, 2017
20.
We'll drag you all over the world
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/Y559QzFbEv
— rdu3 (@rdu3_richard) April 11, 2017
21.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos "We overbooked but you pay the price."
— cristina jeny (@cristinajeny931) April 11, 2017
22.
I Made It On The Plane #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/jyR5A7W8A5
— jesper thompsen (@thompsenjesper) April 11, 2017
23.
Not enough seating? Time for a beating. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/gsUHKe4GQy
— Kenny (@realitskenny) April 11, 2017
And this, apparently, is a real one. Probably.
This is how you do Marketing #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/Yq2msoc1mm
— Shivam (@ShivamChatak) April 11, 2017
BONUS!
Yo, @united. How many retweets for a year of free fli… Actually, no.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) April 11, 2017
New photo of United Airlines asking for volunteers to deplane. pic.twitter.com/qY0Fk2idrf
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 11, 2017
United Airlines reveal their new plane safety cards pic.twitter.com/MOhXgGS5EJ
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 11, 2017
Whoever made this is genius #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos #unitedAIRLINES #boycottunited #BoycottUnitedAirlines pic.twitter.com/MiMm79ae4F
— Dan Sartorius® (@ITZDANNNO) April 11, 2017