Donald Trump owned by Church of Satan

Of all the responses to that weird pic of Donald Trump touching a creepy glowing orb with Egyptian and Saudi leaders, this may have been the winner.

For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual. pic.twitter.com/CccP39fqN4

— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) May 22, 2017

Donald Trump owned by the Church of Satan, just as you’d always expected.

Here’s what other people made of it on Twitter.

1.

Trump During the Campaign: "I will NEVER touch The Orb, even though its mysterious glow seduces and beguiles."
Trump Today: pic.twitter.com/eWoaDeXj8n

— Nick Greene (@NickGreene) May 21, 2017

2.

"What does it do?"
"It lets you go back in time and tweet warnings about the future to yourself." pic.twitter.com/fr6wYKZIrV

— Rich Parr (@richparr79) May 21, 2017

3.

One #orb to find them.

One orb to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. pic.twitter.com/tsFYX3pzm1

— NopeSec (@NeuralCulture) May 21, 2017

4.

"Everyone grab on to the cosmic sphere. It's much better than a cosmic cube…believe me!" (HT @PresVillain) #HailHydra pic.twitter.com/7jKLQIdXRt

— Ben Gross (@bhgross144) May 21, 2017

5.

A lot of people say the Orb is evil. Stupid! I will negotiate with the Orb, make it work for us. Good deal for everyone!!! Hail the Orb. pic.twitter.com/vmN12iTulB

— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) May 21, 2017

And click here for the best of the rest on Twitter.

It is of absolutely no comfort at all that the whole thing looks even weirder in wide shot.

@sarahjeong another view of orb pic.twitter.com/Rt4tMQIVHA

— Kathryn (@the_castle_gate) May 22, 2017