People had too much fun captioning this picture of Clare Balding
This picture of Clare Balding has prompted all sorts of gangster-related captions online.
It’s Lock, Stock, and One Smoking Clare Balding!
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clare balding. just watched someone be gunned down on a pier. pic.twitter.com/38PL178O0u
— ACAPULCO VIP (@popeformosus) August 4, 2017
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"Tell them clowns at BAFTA that there's only one name going on the best presenter gong this year. Understand?" #GangsterClareBalding pic.twitter.com/V2zzrfcGb6
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 6, 2017
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"Willie Carson? I haven't heard that name in years…" pic.twitter.com/n0os4up7NE
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) August 6, 2017
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“Tell them north of the river is mine..south is Channel 5.. pic.twitter.com/A6gHS90HO2
— soapy pitts (@boosh71) August 6, 2017
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"Lineker? We'll make sure he has a proper funeral." pic.twitter.com/cR4sm4FXlb
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) August 6, 2017
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Yeah, 'er name's Barker. Fifty grand up front, the rest later. And make it look like an accident… pic.twitter.com/Xv42MstsCs
— Enormous Larks (@Blarrknulp) August 6, 2017
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When a horse breaks its leg at the Ascot they send in Balding to see what it knows before they kill it. pic.twitter.com/7IISwVCpyy
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 6, 2017
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“Not one of you jokes nobbled Mo Farah like I told ya and now I’m ten grand down. Get out of my sight” #GangsterClareBalding pic.twitter.com/PZnVePepDO
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 6, 2017
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You tell that slag, in the 3rd they go down. #GangsterClareBalding pic.twitter.com/ryfkXqblLt
— Scott Ballantyne (@Moosedog23) August 6, 2017
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“I want nothing left of him, you hear me? Not even a footnote in a Dick Francis novel” #GangsterClareBalding pic.twitter.com/0JxyRDPSvT
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 6, 2017