This biscuit league table will prompt more furious discussion than Brexit (probably)
Hot on the heels of that hugely controversial crisps graphic last week – what do you mean you didn’t see it? – comes @keetpotato on Twitter and his biscuit league table.
https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/897192334554779650
We don’t know where to start, frankly.
Right no. No way hobnobs should be any lower than championship. You can promote Party Rings too. Chocolateless doesn't mean inferior!
— Alice (@notquitealice) August 15, 2017
The only good hobnob is a milk chocolate hobnob.
PLAIN CHOCOLATE? ive fkn heard it all now
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) August 14, 2017
Seconded.
whichever serial killer just suggested inverting the whole table needs to seek professional help
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) August 14, 2017
Custard Creams above Hobnobs?
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) August 14, 2017
Definitely not.
weird choice to put all the worst ones in the premier league
— sam waldron (@waldron76) August 14, 2017
Oreo, plastic biscuit, no history. Mark my words Bourbon will be back, proper biscuit, proper fans.
— Peetee (@PeeTeePeeTee) August 14, 2017
Hang on, this next person could be onto something (but what’s a ‘Gold Bar’? Outside the obvious.)
Premier League:
Oreo
Snack Sandwich
Gold Bar
Choco Leibniz pic.twitter.com/e17d1VrXUH— MrsMooville (@MrsMooville) August 14, 2017
It’s a thin line between a biscuit and a wafer-based snack.
No jaffa cakes? For real? Don't give me this "it's a cake shit", because teaCAKES are also in there.
— Aidan (@adianB_) August 14, 2017
You can’t think about these things too much, right?
@richardosman Please settle this with a Twitter World Cup
— Bennett Haworth (@BennettHaworth) August 15, 2017
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