Theresa May – tougher on Big Ben than she was on Donald Trump
Theresa May’s back from her three week holiday and it’s like she’s never been away.
The so-called prime minister was right back in the thick of it, leaving no-one in any doubt what she thought of Big Ben going silent for four years for urgent restoration work.
“Of course we want to ensure people’s safety at work but it can’t be right for Big Ben to be silent for four years.
“And I hope that the Speaker, as the chairman of the House of Commons commission, will look into this urgently so that we can ensure that we can continue to hear Big Ben through those four years.”
But what about, er, the other big issue of the day, Donald Trump’s insane press conference where he defended White Supremacist marchers and took aim at the “very, very violent … alt-left”?
She said there was ““no equivalence” between the protesters and far-right marchers but stopped short of criticising Trump, or even mentioning his name.
“I think it is important for all those in positions of responsibility to condemn far right views wherever we hear them.”
BONG!
Here’s what they made of it on Twitter.
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https://twitter.com/tpgcolson/status/897772425584267268
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Happily criticises the silencing of a big clock, but silent in her criticism of a giant cock. https://t.co/jqCC8mrlVR
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) August 16, 2017
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You spelt "…the President of the United States to be publicly defending swastika-waving white supremacists" incorrectly @theresa_may pic.twitter.com/knHscC41da
— The Sun Apologies (@SunApology) August 16, 2017
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https://twitter.com/jamesrbuk/status/897771004927324160
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https://twitter.com/olifranklin/status/897780698525859840
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Theresa May in live "Theresa May parody". One performance only, today in Portsmouth docks pic.twitter.com/XiqVCPbJQK
— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) August 16, 2017
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One more thing to add to the long list of things Theresa May can't do: Condemn man openly praising nazis.
Signal lost.— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) August 16, 2017
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More from Theresa May when asked about the Trump comments pic.twitter.com/Puzl373f9f
— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) August 16, 2017
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"Mrs May, any thoughts on the whole Trump Nazi thing?"
"Clocks should be loud"
"What"
"We need more bonging clocks"
"Mrs.. "
"b o n g i n g"— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 16, 2017
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"Yeah I meant it, I'm basically a nazi"
"That's your business"
"You not gonna say I'm a bad racist?"
"Please give us your chlorine chicken" pic.twitter.com/zbxFyusRec— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 15, 2017