A-level results day: the 13 funniest comments and bits of advice

Normal Bates. Updated August 17th, 2017

It’s A-Levels results day! The perfect day for people to roll out the gags – and there’s 13 of the very best:

1.

Don't worry if your results are bad, Jeremy Corbyn will reopen the mines

— LVT Stan account 🏗🚊🚴‍♂️🔰🇺🇦🇦🇲🇹🇼 (@blueliberal1) August 13, 2015

2.

My #ALevelResults were reasonable and now I run a Thomas the Tank Engine reactions account on Twitter.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

— Thomas Reactions (@Thomas_Reacts) August 18, 2016

3.

https://twitter.com/PrimlyStable/status/499832603684646912

4.

My nephew wants to study English Literature at university but has been told he needs two Bs or not two Bs.

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) August 16, 2016

5.

Jeremy Clarkson has tweeted he got a C and a U at A-level. Halfway there.

— Steve Doherty | stevedoherty.bsky.social (@SteveDoherty1) August 18, 2016

6.

Don't worry if your A-Levels aren't what you were hoping for: an adulthood of creeping tragedy awaits everyone, regardless of results.

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) August 18, 2016

7.

https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/765944302807769088

8.

https://twitter.com/cluedont/status/766188313145401344

9.

Got their A levels:
Hitler
Stalin
Piers Morgan
Didn't get their A levels:
Harambe.

The case against A levels proven.

— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) August 18, 2016

10.

https://twitter.com/LeePyper1/status/364552898988212225

11.

I did A Levels on the subjects of:

Sweden
Pop/disco music
Eurovision Song Contest winners
White satin flares

I got ABBA.#alevelresults

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 18, 2016

12.

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/766188557878829056

13.

For anyone worried about their A-level results remember that it's too late to stop climate change & most of you will die fighting for water

— robmanuel (@robmanuel) August 17, 2016

AND FINALLY, REMEMBER:

Middle aged people who did A levels decades ago: today is not about you.

— Philip Cowley (@philipjcowley) August 18, 2016

Source: Twitter/@hugorifkind