A thorough scientific analysis of why giant crumpets are a huge slice of disappointment
Are you a fan of giant crumpets? Someone has done an impressive bit of number crunching to compare the “crispy counterpoint of the top surface compared to the fluffy insides”.
First, some controversy before the science bit. “They’re really not that nice. I think it’s something to do with the circumference to surface area ratio,” writes 700Ponies. “For me it was the lack of texture in every bite. The soft middle to crusty edge ratio is off,” adds kernowgringo.
Step forward snotfart with some solid number crunching.
Case closed – giant crumpets are bullshit.
