Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind

Nintendo of America have tweeted a picture that reveals Mario has nipples:

Explore the frozen fields of Shiveria in the Snow Kingdom & the sunny shores of Bubblaine in the Seaside Kingdom in #SuperMarioOdyssey! pic.twitter.com/p8AsDqBbTj

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) September 13, 2017

Zoom in shall we?

Who knew? Mario actually has nipples. This has lead to explosion of merriment on the internet and here’s nine of the best comments:

1.

Remember the title screen of Mario 64 where you could pull his nose? Odyssey is like that, except you can play with his nipples

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 14, 2017

2.

Technically, these are also Mario's nipples pic.twitter.com/hrRvUjciCb

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 14, 2017

3.
https://twitter.com/Jam_sponge/status/908104476002852864

4.
https://twitter.com/AnAntTM/status/908143427606388737

5.

dear everyone tweeting about shirtless Mario and his nipples: like, it'd be weird if he DIDN'T have nipples, right?

— Samit Sarkar (@SamitSarkar) September 13, 2017

6.

mario has nipples and link does not. so what the fuck

— Porygon (@PorygonNews) September 13, 2017

7.
https://twitter.com/McKelvie/status/908106466225213440

8.

Woah! Look what happens if you zoom right in on Mario's nipples pic.twitter.com/4miOKt954Z

— Ian Higton (@IanHigton) September 13, 2017

9.

If Mario has nipples, then Luigi has nipples. And if they have nipples, so does Wario.
I don't want to think about Wario's nipples.

— {5 a.m.} (@5amlolis) September 13, 2017

And finally? Guess we know how they make that Mario milk:

UPDATE: Reddit calls is correct.

This is what Mario should’ve been.
byu/PatataSenpai ingaming

Source: Twitter/@NintendoAmerica