People are taking the piss out of “two ex-Googlers” who want to replace corner shops with vending machines

Here’s something to keep your anger sharp this morning as reported by Fast Company:

Two ex-Googlers want to make bodegas and mom-and-pop corner stores obsolete https://t.co/FLaYGdwmFr pic.twitter.com/pqkWJ40xdW

— Fast Company (@FastCompany) September 13, 2017

Called Bodega, this startup installs unmanned pantry boxes in apartments, offices, dorms, and gyms. It promises convenience, but also represents competition for many mom-and-pop stores.

The anger as been swift, funny and brutal – here’s nine of the best:

1.

if you replace my bodega with a fucking box i will launch you into the sun

— leon 🐣 (@leyawn) September 13, 2017

2.

Ivy Leaguers use education to invent cabinet…

— Daniel Edelman (@d_edelman) September 13, 2017

3
https://twitter.com/alexia/status/908010194415710208

4
https://twitter.com/AmandaAnnKlein/status/907968061529042944

5

Two Ex-Googlers Have a Plan to Smack You in the Face While the Other One Steals Your Wallet

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) September 13, 2017

6

Two Ex-Googlers Want to Find a Legal Way to Make You Pay Them For Life-Sustaining Oxygen

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 13, 2017

7

two ex-Googlers want to make email obsolete pic.twitter.com/jqSbPDW9W6

— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) September 13, 2017

8

Two Ex-Googlers Want To Replace Your Local Ice Cream Parlor With A Shrieking Void That Uses Your Fears As Training Data

— Kevin Twohy (@kevintwohy) September 13, 2017

9.
https://twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/907967595298598912