Two headlines from today’s news that prove that we live in Chris Morris’s world

Normal Bates. Updated September 15th, 2017

Firstly this from The Times:

It's Chris Morris's world. The rest of us just live in it. pic.twitter.com/p6LS0153gT

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) September 15, 2017

And then this from The Mirror:

Sick paedophiles are pretending to be chicken nuggets online to lure kids https://t.co/dAmW6rjXco pic.twitter.com/3t3WTXVo2A

— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) September 15, 2017

Anyway. Stay careful kids, pedophiles can disguise themselves as anything:

And now watch this clip from the Brass Eye pedophile special on how pedophiles attack kids through the internet