These British Cathedrals are having a beef on Twitter and it’s epic

British Cathedrals are normally pretty sedate things, sitting there for hundreds of years, not saying much other than “can we have some money to mend the roof?” and “maybe you’d like to do some brass rubbings?” but all that has changed because now they’re fighting on social media.

It starts with St Pauls in London

Today is #WorldArchitectureDay.
The Cathedrals of England have got this well covered!#DropsMic pic.twitter.com/f1k18e0Ui2

— St Paul's Cathedral (@StPaulsLondon) October 2, 2017

Then Coventry Cathedral starts shit talking

Realistically though, who else had the moon…..?! 🌒 pic.twitter.com/zSPCOgbYiu

— Coventry Cathedral (@CovCathedral) October 3, 2017

And Exeter Cathedral thinks it can get in on the beef

Just the one moon though. We've got quite a few (and don't start @Nrw_Cathedral on dinosaurs…) pic.twitter.com/EV84qd4Yac

— Exeter Cathedral (@ExeterCathedral) October 3, 2017

And St Pauls is back with its boasts

But do you have a way of getting to your moons? You can borrow our space rocket if you like. 🚀 pic.twitter.com/NCUDr6bCVR

— St Paul's Cathedral (@StPaulsLondon) October 3, 2017

Then… Norwich joins in. Trust Norwich to not be able to resist a throw down

Yeh – about that. pic.twitter.com/KvSR1haOz1

— Norwich Cathedral (@Nrw_Cathedral) October 3, 2017

St Pauls sees that pop culture reference and is back at the other Cathedral haters

Yikes! We just about survived Kitten Kong pic.twitter.com/Fvuzxv4w8m

— St Paul's Cathedral (@StPaulsLondon) October 3, 2017

Then York Cathedral keeping it real

Where's our tag, fam? pic.twitter.com/1ADJQHu48V

— York Minster (@York_Minster) October 2, 2017

And on it goes, cathedrals beefing beefing beefing….

And they’re still beefing now if you want to follow the thread.

Really, they should all chill the fuck out. All cathedrals are beautiful.

Source: Twitter/@deannaraybourn