It’s never a great idea to ask social media a question
US rapper Princess Vitarah recently asked Twitter to “tell me something i don’t know” and the replies ranged from baby poo, Dad’s Army and reduced bread in Tesco.
https://twitter.com/PrincessVitarah/status/925824555884584960
The replies were as informative as they are random.
I took my son’s nappy off so he could run around naked for a bit before his bath & he took a huge shit on the kitchen floor but before I could clean it up my dog ate it https://t.co/zWTDjc25kC
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 2, 2017
In 2010, McDonald's mistakenly packed and distributed 5,000 Happy Meals with a condom instead of a toy.
— · • ibunkun (@BlesinOg) November 1, 2017
The Gloster Javelin was the last aircraft produced by that company. pic.twitter.com/pLd4AkhBdF
— Peter Dixon (@PeterDixon5555) November 2, 2017
Before his role as Captain Mainwaring in Dad's Army, Arthur Lowe appeared in Coronation Street.
— Peter Baynham (@PeterBaynham) November 3, 2017
There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”
— Meeshka (@meeshyville) November 2, 2017
In the UK, if you’ve been stood in a queue for more than an hour the Queen sends you a ‘well done’ email message and a 50p Greggs voucher
— Haywash (@Haywash) November 2, 2017
You must have a permit to plow with an elephant in North Carolina.
— 🍗 Erin Gives Thanks (@heartsabustin) November 2, 2017
There is no proper name for the back of the knee.
— Peter (@peterjam) November 2, 2017
Manchester United don’t even hold the record attendance in their own stadium.
— Trev Hewson Ⓜ 🇲🇽🐟 (@trevhewsongy) November 2, 2017
Westbourne Tesco put their soon-to-be-out-of-date reduced stock out at about 7pm. Bread and mushy avocados mostly. Worth a look though.
— John Eales (@youngfuddyduddy) November 2, 2017
Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.
— Jö Kendall (@jothekendall) November 3, 2017
Very informative, thanks Twitter!