This Telegraph letter from an old duffer struggling to follow an audiobook will make you laugh

Enjoyed this letter to The Telegraph from some poor old chap struggling to follow an audiobook:

Here’s a handy transcript if you’re struggle with the weird angle of the photo

Elementary mistake

SIR – Last weekend, the drive up to London was improved by listening to a Sherlock Holmes audiobook on the car’s CD player. I was amused by my inability to follow the plot as closely as I would have liked, and put this down to middle age. It was only when I arrived at my destination that I realised the CD player was on “shuffle” mode.

Phil Merivale, Keyhaven, Hampshire

“This is making me laugh more and more each time I read it!” writes @Littlemissslc.

“Exhibit A in Phil Merivale’s competency & driver’s license revocation hearing…” writes @T_h_e_d_u_d_e_.

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