This sign spotted in the bathroom at a house party informs guests of what Jesus wouldn’t do there

We’re all dreaming of a white Christmas this year, and in the mood for a bit of partying but would you expect to see a sign like this in the loo?

“Went to a house party last night and….” writes duchesscalico over on Reddit.

• “Quit wasting time taking photos in the bathroom. There are people out here waiting to do cocaine!”, says crunchypeanutbutta
• “Jesus also wouldn’t put a toilet paper roll on a paper towel holder.”, writes ItchyMcHotspot
• “He would make more out of those 3 lines, and share it with everyone at the party.”, notes Phixer7

Source: Reddit