You’ll want this checklist if you’re thinking of watching the 6 Nations in a pub
The 6 Nations kicks off this weekend with Wales playing Scotland and France against Ireland on Saturday and England’s opener with Italy on Sunday.
If you’re thinking about watching a game in a pub – see you in O’Neills? – then you might want to take this with you. Or not go at all.
🏉🏉🏉2018 SIX NATIONS CHECKLIST🏉🏉🏉
The #SixNations kicks off again this weekend, with braying dickheads ruining the atmosphere in pubs for refreshment enthusiasts all over the country. Not to worry though, you can blend right in by following my trusted #SixNationsChecklist. pic.twitter.com/6sHPBXGrcI
— Daniel (@Danny_McMoomins) February 2, 2018
But what did it miss out?
1.
No ski holidays again this year??
— ray (@vinfox) February 2, 2018
2.
Also “Spillage!” when someone spills some of their pint. They love that, the rugby lads.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) February 2, 2018
3.
nice list. Also ,braying “sack the juggler” when someone drops a pint in the pub
— Ben Doon (@BenDavies73) February 2, 2018
4.
You’ll never top Velcro wallet.
— soultwinjeff (@soultwinjeff) February 2, 2018
5.
I’ve missed Superdry.
— Daniel (@Danny_McMoomins) February 2, 2018
6.
Shops exclusively on Ocado could have got an honorary mention
— Tom Shannon (@Tommos_16) February 2, 2018
7.
Needlessly heavy back slapping of your mates/loose acquaintances in the pub and wearing shorts in public all year round
— Gordon Reid (@GordyReid85) February 2, 2018
8.
– Jeans created by a designer working to a brief that read “Jeans, but too much.”
– Tucks in a polo shirt, tucks out a shirt worn with blazer.
– Freudian homophobia.
– Performative buying of U2 tickets.
– Pristine indicator stalks.— Toby Fair (@TopTopPundit) February 2, 2018
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9.
What’s wrong with Heineken?
— Alex (@AlexWeissBlanco) February 2, 2018
10.
Nothing on its own. Its the combination/scenario.
— Daniel (@Danny_McMoomins) February 2, 2018
11.
Fair. This list never fails to trigger me, think I’ve checked off five this year, worrying times.
— Alex (@AlexWeissBlanco) February 2, 2018