Ladies! Here’s how to read a man’s head to see if he’s husband material

“How to bag a ‘genuine’ husband by studying his head. Illustrations from “Practical Character Reader, a book on phrenology” by L. A. Vaught (1902.)” writes @Whoresofyore over on Twitter.

How to bag a ‘genuine’ husband by studying his head.

Illustrations from “Practical Character Reader, a book on phrenology” by L. A. Vaught (1902.) pic.twitter.com/IhiXoDCWrK

— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) February 8, 2018

There’s four ways to spot a good husband:

1. This is what a “genuine husband” looks like – note his outline

2. An unreliable husband will look like Ted Cruz

3. Whereas a “dangerous” husband will look like Jaws from the Bond movies and have Spock ears

4. And someone with lovely sentiments in their head will have bulges at the back like the Ferengi in Star Trek

Anyway ladies. We hope that’s helped. Good luck husband hunting. (Our tip: use a spear and always attack from behind)