4 worst Stephen Hawking tributes
There have no end of touching and heartfelt tributes to the genius that was Stephen Hawking, a man whose accomplishments will live long beyond his time on earth.
And then there’s this lot.
1. Kirstie Alley
https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/973864349470199808
Verdict: weird
This is so funny I can’t believe it
— Lavar Kuzma (@GotEm_Coach) March 14, 2018
It’s as though Kirstie Alley has inserted herself into this to be final confirmation. It’s so heartless in the least emotional way. I can’t stop thinking about her writing it.
— Lavar Kuzma (@GotEm_Coach) March 14, 2018
I don’t even really understand what she’s trying to say here
— Trent Reznor Ramon (@fuzzybritches) March 14, 2018
Kirstie what was your favorite input?
— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) March 14, 2018
Scientologists don’t handle criticism well
— Maple♂️Justice (@MintJustice) March 15, 2018
I want you to start a tombstone company.
— Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) March 14, 2018
2. This Morning
oh my god this morning just started playing meghan trainor over a stephen hawking tribute pic.twitter.com/26q0Q0hboD
— Alex Hambis (@alexhambis) March 14, 2018
Verdict: unfortunate
oh my god this morning just started playing meghan trainor over a stephen hawking tribute pic.twitter.com/26q0Q0hboD
— Alex Hambis (@alexhambis) March 14, 2018
He was all about that bass
— Jaws 19 🌊🎥 (@Jaws19show) March 14, 2018
— carlos (@shitcarlos_says) March 14, 2018
3. Neymar
Neymar there, with his sore metatarsal and sprained ankle, marking Stephen Hawking's death by cheerily comparing himself to quadriplegic Stephen Hawking 🤦 pic.twitter.com/f9bkh5AEhb
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 14, 2018
Verdict: inappropriate
I wonder if he did the voice
— mister man (@SimonRubberduck) March 14, 2018
— heartbeeps (@hrtbps) March 14, 2018
Mate, you can’t use Office memes to explain every situation in life
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 14, 2018
— heartbeeps (@hrtbps) March 14, 2018
4. This person
Stephen Hawking died today. I nearly killed him, and he me, 15 years ago, when his wheelchair shot out between two parked cars at Cambridge, and I was on my bike. I swerved at the last moment. 100% his fault. God bless you and RIP.
— Dr. Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) March 14, 2018
Verdict: don’t know where to start
Yep – I almost got him once reversing my girlfriends car (which I’d not driven before) out of a parking space at the back of Newnham. Lucky I saw him just in time!
— Nathaniel (@CynicalGasDoc) March 14, 2018
Can we start support group as I also narrowly avoided a collision in Cambridge when he zipped out between parked cars. Then again I also came close to running down Prince Philip in Cambridge as well.
— Keith Phillips (@kayelpee58) March 14, 2018
When I was 14 he ran over my foot. My mum kept the shoes (with added leather scuff mark) as a memento
— Dr Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) March 14, 2018
Makes sense. He was focussed on his location; his velocity was unknowable at that moment.
— Sean Phelan (@sean_phelan) March 14, 2018
Bahahaha.
(Thanks to watching some physics documentaries at the weekend I got this)— Rowan (@RoTreeCat) March 14, 2018