‘If the person who named Walkie Talkies named other stuff’ – our 36 favourites

It all started when someone imagined what it would be like if the person who came up with the name for Walkie Talkies named a whole bunch of other stuff.

https://twitter.com/Flaminhaystack/status/977899605349339137

And the internet ran with it. Like, it really ran with it. And here are our other favourites.

1.

Thong = peekie cheekie

— Antonia Nicol (@Flaminhaystack) March 25, 2018

2.

Parrots = Wordie birdies
Auto correct function = writey righty
Vibrators = shakie snakie
Nude pics = sexy texty

— Antonia Nicol (@Flaminhaystack) March 25, 2018

3.

Circumcision =willy nilly
Miniature sausage dog = teenie weenie
Comedian’s wages = funny money

— Antonia Nicol (@Flaminhaystack) March 26, 2018

4.

@Ldn_Ambulance = Sendy mendy
🚑

— Antonia Nicol (@Flaminhaystack) March 26, 2018

5.

@metpoliceuk = Baddie Nabbie
🚓

— Antonia Nicol (@Flaminhaystack) March 26, 2018

6.

Shot glass = dinky drinky.

— Jennifer Joyce (@Writer_Jenn) March 26, 2018

7.

Teacher: Lookie Bookie

— Ruth Muirhead #NHSLove (@welshgoldigger) March 26, 2018

8.

Fire Engine = Flashy Dashy 🚒

— LFB Greenwich (@lfbgreenwich) March 25, 2018

9.

Love this – one for you. Cat- Furry Purry

— Getting Grumpy (@chewzyhughes) March 25, 2018

10.

Lifejacket- boaty coaty

— Niall Mc (@therealNiallMcM) March 25, 2018