7 favourite captions to go with that Tory Power Stance™ picture

Say what you like about the Conservatives, at least we know where they stand. Or, more specifically, how they stand.

Here’s 7 captions to make your day a bit better.

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Conservatives in suction boots hanging off the ceiling. pic.twitter.com/dL4XXIrrBe

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 30, 2018

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I expected more from Avengers: Infinity War, if I am honest. pic.twitter.com/xBTJFChKo1

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) April 30, 2018

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Avengers: Infinity Wank pic.twitter.com/nhcS41e4Po

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) April 30, 2018

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Can I just point out, the people who continue to accept the advice to take this stance are in important positions of power over our lives. pic.twitter.com/Wy5cw1g3wH

— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) April 30, 2018

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Dacre's glove puppets pic.twitter.com/2pbiSvehjl

— Bee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 (@homelesshorse) April 30, 2018

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Guys, if the chafing is so bad that aloe vera gel won’t sort it, you should probably go to see your doctor. You might need a steroid cream. pic.twitter.com/zaUaFwloTP

— Deborah Wastell (@DeborahAWastell) April 30, 2018

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https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/990915128613916678

And just in case you were wondering what happened if you did this, over to Jim Felton.

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