Read these 13 funny tweets about Tony the Tiger getting banned; they’re grrrrreat! #notsorry
In an effort to tackle childhood obesity, MPs have suggested banning cartoon characters that advertise unhealthy food. For some reason, everybody’s fixated on Tony the Tiger, and here are 13 of the best jokes about his doomed future.
1.
In fairness, #TonyTheTiger has long felt typecast in the role. He took the gig straight out of drama school, not realising it would be the only thing people knew him for. He’s desperate to be taken seriously as a theatre tragedian. His friends call him Anthony the Tiger
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) May 30, 2018
2.
First they came for Tommy Robinson, and I said nothing because Tommy Robinson is a prick and deliberately broke the law to get attention. Then they came for Tony the Tiger and frankly I was fucking confused with their plan.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) May 30, 2018
3.
And today the far right are furious about
*spins wheel of fucking stupid things no one should get angry about*
Tony The Tiger
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) May 30, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/cluedont/status/1001784870090280960
5.
Don’t ban Tony the Tiger just tweak the slogan pic.twitter.com/0B9GbiOSrl
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 30, 2018
6.
Tony the Tiger doesn’t exist. https://t.co/68K5oylgcb
— James Ward (@iamjamesward) May 30, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/john_neptune/status/1001765259512897537
8.
Goodbye Tony the Tiger, hello Terry the Toilet and his buddy Larry Looroll #healthycerealcartooncharacters pic.twitter.com/I248MeaFSl
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) May 30, 2018
9.
A dead-eyed, newly unemployed Tony the Tiger appears on Info Wars. He appears unshaven. His bandana is stained with vomit. “With Brain Force Plus, I don’t get he usual shudders or jjjjjjjjjjjjitters!”
— heartbeeps (@hrtbps) May 30, 2018
10.
Phew, saw Tony the Tiger trending and thought he'd been a massive racist.
— Michael M 👽 (@michaelmphysics) May 30, 2018
11.
Step 1. Ban Tony the Tiger cartoons.
Step 2. Create a photo-realistic alternative to get around the law.
Step 3. Rule 34 realistic Tony the Tiger.
Step 4. Pornhub has to make a new category to deal with all the deepfakes.Calling it now. https://t.co/V5GXUinJHa
— Internet Historian (@NetHistorian) May 30, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/Ben_Taylorson/status/1001765187832205312
13.
Here’s how it works:
1. Prison Paul loses his shit because someone says they might ban Tony the Tiger
2. Literally everyone points & laughs
3. Prison Paul thinks he’s triggered everyone into being offended, and thus has won again
4. Prison Paul necks a couple of Brain Force Plus— heartbeeps (@hrtbps) May 30, 2018