15 extra-special gaffes sent into the News Quiz

BBC Radio 4’s News Quiz is funny enough in itself, but it also features a weekly round-up of hilarious or rude cuttings sent in by the public.

Here are 15 brilliant examples.

1.

“Six foot boa constrictor. Free to a good home. Very friendly, good eater, likes children.”

Sheerness Times and Guardian

2.

“A 72-year-old pensioner who was accused of flashing has claimed that any exposure was unintentional as he was merely crouching down to collect nuts off the pavement.”

North Wales Daily Post

3.

“A monk who posted nude clips on social media has been defrocked.”

Phnom Penh Post

4.

“There really are no holes barred when you’re working with someone you love.”

Radio 4’s Saturday Live Facebook Page

5.

Would-be apprentices at Sizewell B are invited to come to an information event on Saturday. Roger Barge, apprentice training co-ordinator, said: “Apprentices at the nuclear power station enjoy great training and a glowing future.”

East Anglian Daily Times

6.

“Unfortunately, Slimming World has had to cancel its meetings here on Saturday mornings as the group is too large for the room.”

A poster seen in a leisure centre

7.

“Tomorrow’s Health Walk will start at 10:00am. Meet outside the Chip Shop.”

Hereford Times