Absolutely the funniest reviews of any MPs’ constituency offices you’ll see today
Stand-up comedian, Tiernan Douieb, noticed that not only can people review their MPs’ constituency offices on Google Maps, but that someone had given Jeremy Hunt a brilliant 1-star hammering.
Turns out people can leave reviews on Google for MP’s constituency offices. Here is a one star review for Jeremy Hunt’s. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3HlW2nHs5h
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 16, 2018
In case that’s not clear, and because it’s worth reading again anyway, here it is in all its glory.
“Invited Jeremy round for dinner. By the time coffee was served he had shut down our conservatory and privatised the neighbourhood watch scheme.
As a result, we now have to put up with Richard Branson turning up every Tuesday night to chair the meetings and essentially making Mrs Winterton from number 16 redundant”
He isn’t the only recipient of bad feedback. Here’s one for the Prime Minister herself.
“Ran through one of my wheat fields after some small children, looked like she was trying to take their lunches,
luckily I was able to chase her off as I managed to get my knee fixed on the NHS, don’t see that lasting long though”
And a 1-star review for Sir Christopher Chope MP. who helped block the bill to ban upskirting.
“Horrible experience. Couldn’t shake the feeling there were cameras mounted at floor level all over the place. The man clearly has no morals”
One MP, however, got a fab 5 stars from a satisfied constituent.
H/T @TiernanDouieb