Weird World

Someone gave his family home a review and it wasn’t a good one

Coming home drunk and getting a snack is a time-honoured tradition, but when David Garavaglia went to add the finishing touches to his late-night stomach liner, he was disappointed at the available condiments. He made his feelings known.

https://twitter.com/Blakegarav/status/1008776113034809344

In case you can’t read his drunken handwriting, it says:

“I miss being able to use ketchup when eating food. Please replenish.

1 out of 5. Do not recommend this household.”

Complete with a fairly decent drawing of five stars, with one shaded to signify the devastating rating.

Speaking to the Press Association, his brother, who tweeted the picture, said,

“He does not remember this at all,”

It kind of threw us off – my parents at first thought it was me.

We all shit our pants laughing.”

David didn’t even remember what he’d made that required ketchup, but we’re hoping someone left him a note saying “Buy your own.”

H/T Independent.ie