The 15 funniest reactions to #FurnaceFriday
With predictions of temperatures in the high 30s, today has been dubbed Furnace Friday by the shadowy folk who can’t resist a good bit of alliteration. They’re probably the Word W*nkers or the Alliteration Army or something. It’s a bad day to go out – or stay in. It’s also a bad day for dogs, people who only own knitwear and Theresa May, but that last one isn’t heat related.
With that in mind, here are a whole bunch of funny comments on the weather.
1.
Why are they calling it #furnacefriday and not “The Great British Bake Off”? 🤔
— Ellie Main (@Elliemainey) July 26, 2018
2.
The cat is melting. Sparrows are bursting into flame in mid-air. The grass has turned into dusty chaff. I'm "working from home" whilst sitting in my paddling pool, scooping out dead bluebottles with an old cup and slapping suncream on my desiccated body. #heatwave
— Sally Urwin (@PintSizedFarmer) July 26, 2018
3.
The heat is creating a lot of sexual tension in this bar tonight, and when I say bar I mean my house and when I say sexual tension I mean unparalleled unhappiness and when I say heat I mean flying ants and heat.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) July 26, 2018
4.
“It’s too hot
*opens window*in comes 25 flies,
9 spiders,
6 bees
14 centipedes,
47 moths,
3 dragons,
and 13 Jehovah witnesses.” #heatwave— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) July 27, 2018
5.
Come on, own up. Who called it #FurnaceFriday instead of #Fryday?
— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 27, 2018
6.
When the thunderstorm actually drops today #furnacefriday pic.twitter.com/Sa6ekcd8ay
— nick cheuk (@cloudeh23) July 27, 2018
7.
Actual footage from the office today#FurnaceFriday pic.twitter.com/DJvb4JHcW0
— The Royal Opera (@TheRoyalOpera) July 27, 2018