Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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https://twitter.com/danbloom1/status/1022116842570240000
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I laugh in the face of Danger, because his full name is Daniel Gerbilfeatures.
— Puncroaker (@Puncroaker) July 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/fkajack/status/1022230040057184259
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https://twitter.com/GaryDelaney/status/1022427237147140097
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https://twitter.com/adounce/status/1022200262960734208
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Male sperm counts are dropping precipitously, it was reported today. Some men are saying it’s society feminizing men, but the article says stay out of the jacuzzi and wear loose underwear!
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) July 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/CopneyRebel/status/1022146239540944897
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Was doing a vocal warm up, and Siri went and sent this to my mum. She hasn’t replied yet. pic.twitter.com/stmT9Q4Yqf
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 26, 2018
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my therapist: if all of the teenage mutant ninja turtles were dangling from a cliff and you could only save one..
me: [already in tears]— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) July 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/MogTheConfessor/status/1022490963174981632
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This is forty five bags of spinach pic.twitter.com/EZ6ZOesbAQ
— Annie McGrath 💙 (@AnnieMcTweet) July 26, 2018
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Imagine how much you could have learnt if you'd have actually bothered to do your fucking job. https://t.co/zs1qA1knam
— 凛(Lcup) (@grahamlithgow) July 26, 2018
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If some of you laugh as much as you type "lol" you are fucking lunatics.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) July 26, 2018
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