17 ways things have gone hilariously downhill in the 2 years since the Brexit vote
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2016: we’re fed up of experts
2017: me no likey professors with informed opinions
2018: BAD MAN SAY EARTH GO ROUND SKY LAMP BURN WITCH— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 27, 2017
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2016:
Brexit means Brexit2018:
Brexit means you might shit yourself to death pic.twitter.com/oQAqQcK9fO— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 22, 2018
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2016 Brexiters:
Brexit will allow the UK to take back its position of leaders on the world stage2018: https://t.co/FTbxSywYUY
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 7, 2018
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2016
“Sunlit uplands”
“No deal is better than a bad deal”2018
“THIS IS AN OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:
STOCKPILE YOUR TINNED GOODS AND LOCK ALL YOUR DOORS, WE’RE RE-ENACTING THE FUCKIN ROAD” https://t.co/6sruzJmVDX— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 18, 2018
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2016: we’ve had enough of experts
2017: uni is turning kids all remainy
2018: this motherfucker knows how to read BURN THE WITCH BURN THE WI— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 27, 2017
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2016 Brexiters: "Brexit will be good for us"
2017 Brexiters: "We might survive Brexit"
2018 Brexiters: pic.twitter.com/GztfqSlfJL— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 20, 2017
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2016:
“Brexit will provide more opportunities for business”2018:
“Fuck business” pic.twitter.com/qM0S4oX6ye— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 23, 2018
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2016: Brexit will improve your lives
2018: Your adequate food will be delivered to you at gunpoint
https://t.co/5i8N1iH1f1— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 29, 2018
He isn’t the only person to have used this method of reporting the news. This one refers to emerging stories that information on potential problems is being suppressed.
2016: “Tell the people we shall guide them to the sunlit uplands of Brexit.”
2018: “Tell the people nothing otherwise they’ll lose their shit” https://t.co/85GomokH7L
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 29, 2018
Come back, 2016. All is forgiven.