James Blunt knows how to handle criticism and it’s beautiful – his 64 best moments
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Can’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can’t stand your music but your comebacks are second to none
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015
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I get paid £00.0004499368 per stream. Beers are on me! Cheers @Spotify.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 17, 2015
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Yeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 17, 2015
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Not even I think you’re beautiful.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 3, 2015
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And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013
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Thanks for asking. RT @GenCassista: Does anyone still care about James Blunt? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 23, 2013
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Only coz I turned her down. RT @anadinskywalker: my grandma just called james blunt a queer — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 15, 2013
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Nope, you’re on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013
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Your god can’t hear you. He’s listening to track 3. RT @HollieShand: Oh god…who let James Blunt release another album?!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 10, 2013
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Viagra and coffee mostly. RT @paigefergg: Bloody hell why is James Blunt still going — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013
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Useful feedback. I’ll pass this onto my marketing team. RT @va_va_vati: I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I’m menstruating — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 7, 2013
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Be my guest. RT @Raghallaigh: @JamesBlunt Holy cunting christ your music makes me want to cave my own skull in with a hammer!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 5, 2013
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What would you like to be doing right now? RT @CameronHood95: Fucking James blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 2, 2013
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That’s Captain Bell-End to you, Hinchy. RT @dmhinchy: James Blunt is a major bell end — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 28, 2013
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And how’s your modelling career going? RT @_tusekile: James blunt is one ugly mother fucker — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 22, 2013
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Glad you’re not my dentist. RT @AlastairBroon: Every time that James Blunt opens his mouth I’d like to punch him in it
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 18, 2013
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Try singing it. RT @AltySi: I cannot put into words how much I hate James Blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 11, 2013
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Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 29, 2013
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I’m guessing you’re a philosopher. RT @ChrisPaJones: Why does James Blunt have a new album and why would people want that? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 28, 2013
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Me! Me! Pick me! RT @blackeyelined: Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 22, 2013
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Yes. He could start tweeting you. RT @MigsterMMA: Jesus christ, James Blunt’s got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 20, 2013
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Good sense of perspective there. RT @RobMakin: James Blunt’s back with a new single! This my be the worst thing that’s happened in my life. — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 19, 2013
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Damn thing’s always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013
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My mum’s in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 11, 2013
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You should be a journalist for the Daily Mail. RT @sweetfishtaco:@JamesBlunt gave me cancer with his shit music
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 21, 2016
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This one goes to eleven… RT @Hsimmson: Out of 10 how gay is it that I like James Blunt’s new song? — James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 26, 2013
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JamesMLVC smells a little bit of wee #notsoobviousrhyme RT @Jamesmlvc: James Blunt is a pathetic cunt #obviousrhymes
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 13, 2013
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Like Yoda you speak. RT @vivadasilvas: James Blunt. What a twat he is.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 6, 2013
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You obviously went to one of those schools where everyone got a prize. @ewanhendrie: I try to hate James blunt but I can’t
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 20, 2013
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I preferred “2 girls, 1 cup”, but whatever you’re into. RT @joe__crown: 2 bullets, one gun, James Blunt and Noel Edmunds.. Without doubt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 16, 2013
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Only I was drunk at the time. RT @tianpogiaf: People who think you’re beautiful – 1. Your parents 2. James Blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 16, 2013
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I did, but you’ll NEVER guess what happened on the third day!? RT @gravedads: I thought James Blunt died
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 14, 2013
He’s beautiful.