Simply 40 funny jokes from 40 fabulous acts at this year’s Edinburgh fringe
21.
https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1023175405543546880
22.
https://twitter.com/sarahkcomedy/status/1014119907179589632
23.
I only sleep for four hours a night, just like some of history's most successful figures who separately went on to become riddled with a range of mental and cardiovascular problems.
— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) July 23, 2018
24.
Guys, I think my superpower might be crying my way on to flights I’m too late for. You?
— Catherine Bohart (@CatherineBohart) March 30, 2018
25.
https://twitter.com/AhirShah/status/999997262968315906
26.
*Puts down drink*
*Stands up*
*Takes off jacket*
*Removes earrings*
“You think you can tell me you voted for Brexit and I’m just going to laugh? You and me. Outside. Now.”— Jo Caulfield (@Jo_Caulfield) July 29, 2018
27.
Handy guide to determine if you understand flow charts or not: pic.twitter.com/JCF1Zu8Coz
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 21, 2018
28.
🤦♀️ pic.twitter.com/0e8V7ROvBX
— Jessie Cave (@jessiecave) July 18, 2018
29.
https://twitter.com/GaryDelaney/status/895689495831617536
30.
It’s so sad to go back and see that your old house was demolished to make room for flats. pic.twitter.com/XOmKUzkK1v
— Flo & Joan (@FloandJoan) July 19, 2018
31.
UH-OH!!! The Banter Machine is at the watercooler!!! pic.twitter.com/a974PhcrO1
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) July 18, 2018
32.
So so brave. Hope she’s mentioned in the honours this year. pic.twitter.com/M2WTkNZSgU
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) July 22, 2018
33.
Unless it's a business meeting, any bear civilised enough to keep appointments can handle your choice of attire https://t.co/SfICJBZvFD
— Reginald D Hunter (@reginalddhunter) July 30, 2018
34.
https://twitter.com/CamGurrrl/status/992072995605811201
35.
My dream is to have a chain of shops called "To A Murder" and to move them in next to every single branch of Claire's Accesories
— Paul Savage (@comedysavage) July 11, 2016
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https://twitter.com/LouSanders/status/1022963116135657474
37.
https://twitter.com/jordbrookes/status/1010712374570086400
38.
https://twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/1023985191163973632
39.
You can find out how weird your neighbours are from the contents of their bins
— Julian Deane (@Julian_Deane) June 11, 2018
40.
Had to pay twenty cent to enter a toilet, they better have someone play a harp while another massages my bowel for me in here.
— Alison Spittle (@AlisonSpittle) July 24, 2018
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