25 brilliantly funny jokes from this week
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In just over 2 years Harry and Meghan have met, fallen in love, moved her entire life to London, had a royal wedding, and got pregnant.
I still haven't rehung the towel rail that fell off the wall in 2014.
— Laura (@fairycakes) October 15, 2018
15.
This restaurant need to work on its soup marketing. pic.twitter.com/MCOIhbAzQu
— Scotty (@scottfish75) October 15, 2018
16.
Remember when they let the British public decide on the name of a boat? And the result was disregarded because they felt the public's decision was too silly to follow through on?
That was just the name of a boat.
— Bart Owl ☀️ (@bart_owl) October 16, 2018
17.
Someone just asked me if I’d ever had a cockring & I told him that, yes, Piers Morgan did once phone me up
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) October 16, 2018
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https://twitter.com/hutchingsmusic/status/1051814394991132672
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what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) October 18, 2018
21.
October, and the battle for the lucrative Christmas cookery book market begins in earnest pic.twitter.com/BB8syJWNib
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) October 17, 2018
22.
There are two types of people in the world, those who understand cell division and those who… sorry, it's four types!
There are four types of people in the world…
I meant eight types.
There are sixteen types of people in the world…
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) October 19, 2018
23.
For a cheaper “Vajazzle”, you could consider Pubic Zirconium.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 16, 2018
24.
still think it’s unfair that Freud’s cocaine rants were published but mine got me on a watchlist
— Albert Camgirl (@albertcamgirl) October 14, 2018
25.
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I've been given pic.twitter.com/F68k95Agi7— Harry Heape (@HarryHeapeBooks) October 19, 2018
Sadly, that’s all. tell us if we missed your favourite.