These 21 jokes about being 40+ are hilariously honest
They say that life begins at forty, but that would make childbirth pretty horrific and it seems a bit unfair to start your life with knees that make such ominous creaking noises, so it seems unlikely. Over on Twitter, some people have been telling it like it is – and it’s not pretty. If these 21 jokes aren’t relatable to you yet, they will be one day.
1.
Welcome to your forties! You're tired all the time now, you don't know who any of the famous people are, and you've got a phone reminder called 'Bins'.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 10, 2018
2.
WELCOME TO YOUR LATE FORTIES!!
I'M WRITING THIS IN UPPERCASE BECAUSE YOUR EYESIGHT IS PROBABLY GOING & SO TOO IS YOUR HEARING. PROBABLY.
YOU'RE WELCOME!
— Claire Behind The Hair (@urmumsausername) July 17, 2018
3.
Welcome to your forties.
You wear a pair of readers on your head & a pair on your face while you look around because you can't find your readers.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 28, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/Tups13/status/1001934804110266368
5.
Welcome to your forties. They're like your thirties but you'll be dead sooner.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) October 23, 2018
6.
https://twitter.com/GianDoh/status/979176036314345473
7.
Welcome to your forties, you always have food stuck in your teeth now.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) August 5, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/JonAlpha2000/status/1023495583179448321
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Welcome to your forties. You’re going to hurt your back trying to unzip a dress.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 17, 2018
10.
https://twitter.com/WhoToldYou2/status/980404301100089344