These 21 jokes about being 40+ are hilariously honest
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Welcome to the second half of your forties. Your joints are barometers now.
— Your Name Here (@notittryagain) October 24, 2018
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https://twitter.com/not_delicate/status/1046493379339517952
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https://twitter.com/thequeensheart/status/1045277493039714304
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Welcome to your forties, you now block anyone with “welcome to your thirties” tweets.
— ΚατPeach (@unravelingfire) October 9, 2018
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https://twitter.com/tricyclerunaway/status/996561744813228034
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https://twitter.com/WhoToldYou2/status/979977957476315136
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Welcome to your lates 40s when you wake up sore and you wish you could say it was sex related.
— The_martinigirl (@The_MartiniGirl) October 23, 2018
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Welcome to your 40s.
A hard sneeze can cause you to pull a muscle.
— Crazy Stalker Mom (@texasstalkermom) October 22, 2018
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Welcome to your 40s. 9pm is the new midnight.
— Jan·da·līze ☆ (@Jandalize) October 23, 2018
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https://twitter.com/craiguito/status/1054884201139486720
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Welcome to your forties, it’s just about everything but the day that is seized.
— live.laugh.toasterbath. (@_pea_brain_) July 24, 2018
One in particular sums up much of what goes on in your forties.
Welcome to your forties. Get ready to be too tired for pretty much everything that brings joy in life.
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) May 1, 2018
If you think that’s bad, there’s always this.
https://twitter.com/cheryl_marlin/status/1015582050219327488