These 21 people shared the weirdest school visitor they ever had and we wonder what their teachers were thinking
12.
We had this guy come in to give us a drama ‘masterclass’ he banged on about being in Star Wars endlessly. When we looked him up, his entire appearance was to go “I’m hit” and explode.
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) November 17, 2018
13.
in p7 we genuinely got a talk from Greg Davies (the headteacher fae inbetweeners) and for the majority of the time he screamed 'boobies and willies'. think that one event is why am so fucked up https://t.co/N4KE41JahB
— Christopher O'Neil (@Chris24_Oneil) November 18, 2018
14.
https://twitter.com/bouledenerfs_/status/1064104444684570624
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https://twitter.com/TurboBurpo/status/1063840464971943936
16. The inevitable Shakespeare performers
A performance troupe of 3 who did King Lear for us. Made us jump when one was hidden under the props at the start, then the king used 2 hand puppets for the evil daughters, literally dragging him around. Still the best Shakespeare version I’ve EVER seen. https://t.co/7hgoym0Bja
— James Moran (@jamesmoran) November 17, 2018
17.
A French clown/mime artist once visited our school and attempted to juggle and ride a unicycle during one of our school assemblies. After dropping the juggling ball for the fourth time he was booed off. We were made to stay behind to apologise to him.
— Richard Jackson (@rjj517) November 16, 2018
18.
A man came to my primary school, he was writing a book that featured 8 year olds and wanted to know what kind of mean names we called each other. Kids gave examples whilst pointedly looking at other kids and the day unravelled pretty fast tbh.
— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) November 17, 2018
19.
Kriss Akabusi came to our secondary school as he was previously a pupil there. He told us a story of how once during a race his jock strap broke and led to his genitals smacking against his thighs as he ran and jumped the hurdles.
— Dan Gasser (@DanGasser) November 17, 2018
20. Unfulfilled expectations
We had a band called “Oasis” turning up and I was pumped. Turned out they were an am dram group here to talk about Drugs. I was LIVID.
— Lee Watson (@98lwatso) November 16, 2018
21.
Guy from local water treatment plant came to primary school to talk to us, and went on a HUGE long rant about girls and their long hair. (It clogs the filters and had to be removed manually) while making strong eye contact with my 6 year old self as though it was all my fault
— Monkey Bones (@iratesheep) November 16, 2018
Not all visitors were they by invitation – or human, for that matter.
https://twitter.com/aboothoratable/status/1063836911335350274
Undeniably, the worst school visit of all must have been this one.
My mom was a nurse-midwife and gave the sex ed talk to my 7th grade science class. https://t.co/ndpyOXrNX7
— Kat Klingensmith (@KattFunny) November 17, 2018
No contest.
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