The 25 funniest jokes of the week

13.

New Tinder bio: looking for someone to do the rest of Only Connect while I shout furiously at vowels for the last three minutes.

— Kat (trying to leave. honest.) (@SparklyFiend) November 19, 2018

14.

https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1064828759721820160

15.

Idea for Musical:

Sigmund Freud and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcock

COAT

Dreamcoat

— James Cook (@jamesecook) November 20, 2018

16.

https://twitter.com/jemimadodd/status/1065020604112404480

17.

Can anyone legal help with this? I have been operating as a male stripper under this alias for a number of years and believe this company has infringed my copyright. Where do I go from here? pic.twitter.com/FGShkgvmE2

— Jon Richardson (@RonJichardson) November 21, 2018

18.

“Peanuts make me swell up like a beach ball”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”

— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) November 21, 2018

19.

https://twitter.com/NewEng_DadLife/status/1065019251600355329

20.

i have a playlist titled russian roulette which is composed of under pressure by queen like 10 times and ice ice baby by vanilla ice once

— kelly (@kelllicopter) November 21, 2018

21.

Pasta salad is such shit. You have not improved salad. You have just ruined pasta.

— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) November 22, 2018

22.

https://twitter.com/jacktindale/status/1065659736492777473

23.

Vince Cable so bamboozled by Brexit, he’s grown an extra arm just for head scratching pic.twitter.com/GCutXsEvjD

— Stephen Merchant (@StephenMerchant) November 20, 2018

24.

JFK was assassinated 55 yrs ago today.
Here’s a true story.
A young black boy ran up to his car as it was driving through Dallas
“I want to be president one day” he said
JFK looked at him, smiled & replied
“Then make it happen”

That young boy was Neil Buchanan from Art Attack

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 22, 2018

25.

Fun to see Tories complaining that May’s Brexit deal is ‘worse than EU membership’. Keep thinking, Socrates, you’re almost there.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 22, 2018

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