Just 21 surreal and brilliant jokes written by kids which will have you crying with laughter
11.
what did snake say to other snake
smell my bum i love you
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 19, 2018
12.
who wears a gigantic dress
wedding ladies
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 18, 2018
13.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doctor Dentist
Doctor Dentist who
How can you be a Doctor and a Dentist there is not enough time— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 15, 2018
14.
why do vampires eat blood
because if they didn’t I don`t know what would they do
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 13, 2018
15.
doctor doctor, I think i am a house.
doctor: well be quiet then
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 4, 2018
16.
what did the monkey say to the giraffe ?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE LEGS
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) October 30, 2018
17.
what did the monkey say to the giraffe ?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE LEGS
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) October 30, 2018
18.
knock knock
toilet
toilet cat
whos there
toilet who— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) October 26, 2018
19.
why did the dragon went camping
what else is he suppose to do
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) October 22, 2018
20.
what does NASA stand for.
not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) October 18, 2018
21.
knock knock
what is it
a piano
a piano who
a piano you boght from amazon you must pay now please sir— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) October 17, 2018
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— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) November 25, 2018