14 hilarious misconceptions about how pregnancy and childbirth happen

It’s easy for kids to have hazy ideas about sex and childbirth because of some half-understood thing a friend told a friend in a whisper at playtime, but it eventually sorts itself out. Over on Buzzfeed, they gathered some common misconceptions about, well, conception …and all the other stuff that goes with it. NSFW, obviously.

These are the 15 most bizarre assumptions.

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