Simply 17 pictures of Simon Cowell’s extraordinary jeans/shoes combos

We’re grateful to the Twitter feed called SimonCowellsShoes.jpg which does exactly what it suggests, a glorious document of ‘some of Simon Cowell’s best shoes and jeans combos’.

And what a document it is …

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1091392968169345025

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1108111264738406400

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1105197812025831424

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1101601088996851712

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1097983309638967307

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1096079460208648194

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1091398946650501123

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1093982216827359232

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Looking seriously at the theory that Simon Cowell is a faun. I’ve done some rough calculations and I think, with the tail tucked into his jeans, that this is the only viable explanation for his shape pic.twitter.com/qKlb0MNqzR

— SimonCowellsShoes.jpg (@simonsshoesjpg) February 7, 2019

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https://twitter.com/simonsshoesjpg/status/1091449770676244481