Simply 47 things that Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like
12.
Face like a jellyfish shocked by its own reflection but coming to terms with its future given the fact it really was born with that face.
— lemn sissay MBE (@lemnsissay) November 30, 2018
13.
Like a worn soap-on-a-rope of Hitler.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) November 29, 2018
14.
https://twitter.com/amaenad/status/1068429025549434880
15.
— John Linney (@thejohnlinney) November 29, 2018
16.
Like a strolling bone
— Geoff (@barnestoneworth) November 29, 2018
17.
Like a tasered plum. Like a clenched fart. Like a plasticine weapon. Like a poorly-stretched testicle. Like a poulterer's error. https://t.co/jxNoCNPp1b
— bighcarter (@BigHCarter) November 29, 2018
18.
Like a stopped pocketwatch hanging – limply – from the lapel of a Victorian childkiller.
— Juliet Brando (@sliderulesyou) November 30, 2018
19.
Like a forlorn fir tree. Like a cracked bicycle pump. Like a doused gas lamp. Like a putrid plume. Like snarled sellotape. Like a gossamer millipede. Like a phantom well. I like this game.
— Doug Thompson (@DougieTeasReady) November 29, 2018
20.
Face like a children’s party entertainer who has just been told he can’t come in because he’ll scare the kids.
— lemn sissay MBE (@lemnsissay) November 30, 2018
Not everyone approved though. Specifically, this person who took issue after Tracey Thorn liked it.
Please @tracey_thorn – why are you liking this tweet? Like you I detest his politics, please don’t play the same game of laughing at looks, etc. We are all better than this
— Jane Ingham (Nolan) (@janiejones123) November 29, 2018
And her response speaks for us all.
I am liking it because these are examples of brilliant comic writing, an art form I will always celebrate. If we’re no longer allowed to laugh we are utterly fucked.
— Tracey Thorn (@tracey_thorn) November 30, 2018
The “abandoned B road” is a line of beauty. Keep returning to laugh about it at odd moments.
— Tracey Thorn (@tracey_thorn) November 30, 2018